too much information

your mum telling you about haemorrhoids.
your bank clerk telling you about this play he did in school.
your ex telling you anything, really.
your superior telling you all about your colleagues, unaskedly.
your little sister telling you what pill she is on.
your doctor's sniffy receptionist telling you how hamlet should've really been.
your neighbour telling you about her hip replacement, vividly.
your fat old colleague telling you you're not a revolutionary.

me, blogging? well...