rapid update

so much work
too little sleep
wine helps
champagne, too
vitamins are good
carrots are no fun to eat
already broke my new year's resolution
talking doesn't solve everything
routine is a killer
that's lurking around everywhere
happiness is a warm gun
but I was told to talk, not fight
my kids will be allowed to hit back in school
I will teach them that
if 10 assholes leave an empty elevator
10 assholes will have to enter
so that there is no asshole in the elevator.

I am totally sober.